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Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts
Friday, December 21, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
I'm Going To Be Rich!!!
From: Maliki Abudoulah
Sent:
Fri 8/03/07 10:06 PM
To:
FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION.
COULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER TO HELP ME TO RELOCATE THIS SUM OF FIVE
MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS(US$5.3m) TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR
ESTABLISHING A MEDIUM SIZE INDUSTRY IN YOUR COUNTRY.
THE SAID 5.3 MILLION DOLLARS WAS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY MRS JOYCE LAKE AN
AMERICA CITIZEN WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000.WE HAVE TRIED TO
CONTACT HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO COME FORWARD FOR CLAIMS BUT COULD NOT SUCCEED.
WE DISCORVERED THAT THE LATE AMERICAN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HER HUSBAND
AND CHILDREN WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HER NEXT OF KIN.
CLICKHERE(http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/).
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING THE AMERICAN AND THE
5.3MILLION DOLLARS IN OUR CUSTODY SO THAT YOU WILL CONTACT OUR BANK FOR
THEM TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU.
YOU CAN COME HERE IN PERSON OR YOU CAN REQUEST THE BANK TO SHIP THE
FUNDS TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY DIPLOMATICALY.
I AM A MANAGER IN THIS BANK,I WILL PLAY A ROLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE 5.3 MILLION DOLLARS IS RELEASED TO YOU.
AS SOON AS I RECIEVE YOUR REPLY,I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAFT APPLICATION
WHICH YOU WILL FORWARD TO OUR BANK.REPLY AND LET ME KNOW YOUR
FULLNAME,AGE,ADDRESS,OCCUPATION,YOUR TELEPHONE
AND FAX NUMBERS IF AVALIABLE.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.
MR Maliki. A.
Sent:
Fri 8/03/07 10:06 PM
To:
FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION.
COULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER TO HELP ME TO RELOCATE THIS SUM OF FIVE
MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS(US$5.3m) TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR
ESTABLISHING A MEDIUM SIZE INDUSTRY IN YOUR COUNTRY.
THE SAID 5.3 MILLION DOLLARS WAS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY MRS JOYCE LAKE AN
AMERICA CITIZEN WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000.WE HAVE TRIED TO
CONTACT HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO COME FORWARD FOR CLAIMS BUT COULD NOT SUCCEED.
WE DISCORVERED THAT THE LATE AMERICAN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HER HUSBAND
AND CHILDREN WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HER NEXT OF KIN.
CLICKHERE(http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/).
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL VITAL INFORMATION CONCERNING THE AMERICAN AND THE
5.3MILLION DOLLARS IN OUR CUSTODY SO THAT YOU WILL CONTACT OUR BANK FOR
THEM TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU.
YOU CAN COME HERE IN PERSON OR YOU CAN REQUEST THE BANK TO SHIP THE
FUNDS TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY DIPLOMATICALY.
I AM A MANAGER IN THIS BANK,I WILL PLAY A ROLE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE 5.3 MILLION DOLLARS IS RELEASED TO YOU.
AS SOON AS I RECIEVE YOUR REPLY,I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAFT APPLICATION
WHICH YOU WILL FORWARD TO OUR BANK.REPLY AND LET ME KNOW YOUR
FULLNAME,AGE,ADDRESS,OCCUPATION,YOUR TELEPHONE
AND FAX NUMBERS IF AVALIABLE.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.
MR Maliki. A.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
When Cryptids Attack
Listening: Billy Bragg
(Re) Reading: Drums of Autumn
So I got bitten by a chupacabra last night...I wouldn't recommend it...
Though if El Senor wanted to take a chunk out of the Ambassador of Fun, I really wouldn't complain...I'd probably hold her down...
Her BFF, Chatty Cathy, thinks I'm her hero now...She tossed her cookies in the hall at work not too long ago, and since I paused (very!) briefly to make sure she wasn't in imminent danger of expiring in the Death, Inc. ladies room, she believes that I care...*huge snort*
In other news, various Hippies are wandering about, doing Hippie-ish things...Some are searching the city for plant fibers for 'artistic purposes', some are currently out West picking up rocks and putting them down again, and...well, that's all the Hippies I know personally (thank goodness)...
And I got to play with Baby Goaties this weekend...Aaaaaaaw!!!
Meanwhile, I am very busy Not Blogging...First, it was Kung Fu Week, and then I got my Ravelry invite, so Blogging has been slipping down on my priority list...And Shark Week is coming up, so don't expect any huge-giant updates anytime soon...
OK, all this 'writing' is taking up my precious, precious Ravelry time, kthxbye!
(Re) Reading: Drums of Autumn
So I got bitten by a chupacabra last night...I wouldn't recommend it...
Though if El Senor wanted to take a chunk out of the Ambassador of Fun, I really wouldn't complain...I'd probably hold her down...
Her BFF, Chatty Cathy, thinks I'm her hero now...She tossed her cookies in the hall at work not too long ago, and since I paused (very!) briefly to make sure she wasn't in imminent danger of expiring in the Death, Inc. ladies room, she believes that I care...*huge snort*
In other news, various Hippies are wandering about, doing Hippie-ish things...Some are searching the city for plant fibers for 'artistic purposes', some are currently out West picking up rocks and putting them down again, and...well, that's all the Hippies I know personally (thank goodness)...
And I got to play with Baby Goaties this weekend...Aaaaaaaw!!!
Meanwhile, I am very busy Not Blogging...First, it was Kung Fu Week, and then I got my Ravelry invite, so Blogging has been slipping down on my priority list...And Shark Week is coming up, so don't expect any huge-giant updates anytime soon...
OK, all this 'writing' is taking up my precious, precious Ravelry time, kthxbye!
Monday, July 16, 2007
Job Notice
CP Morgan is looking for a Warranty Service Coordinator...fluent in Punjabi...
Do they know this is Indiana? Maybe they think the name 'Indiana' means it is a long-lost Indian state?? Used to be part of Andhra Pradesh and then just floated off into the Bay of Bengal and ended up on the banks of the Wabash??
WTF?
Do they know this is Indiana? Maybe they think the name 'Indiana' means it is a long-lost Indian state?? Used to be part of Andhra Pradesh and then just floated off into the Bay of Bengal and ended up on the banks of the Wabash??
WTF?
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