Whether it's a random zombie attack, or just stranded on the moon...

I'm gonna die!!


18%

I don't know where I am either...

74

Or what color the world is...

32

I am about the same value as the Blue Book for my car...

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*sigh*

But on the plus side?

"In a clear sign of their standing in the race, most cable television networks abruptly cut away from coverage of Clinton's rally when Obama began to speak in Texas." (link)

Hee!